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16.06.2025 00:44
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?
No go.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hey girls can we see some anal play?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are there girls here who like group sex?
So they tried
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks